For Sale: This Overcompensating Van

Tired of being the smallest guy at the campsite or on the road? Look no further! This lifted 2017 Nissan NV3500 is here to make sure everyone knows you’re the king of the freeway and the daycare parking lot. With its intimidating stance, aggressive off-road tires, 360° lighting, and a roof rack that could probably hold a small moon, this van is guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe a few stomachs).

Features:

Height: 3 inches Taller than your average giraffe (probably)
Off-Road Capability: Can conquer anything from a pothole to Mount Everest (maybe not Everest, but you get the idea)
Lighting: So bright, you might need sunglasses at night
Roof Rack: Perfect for transporting your oversized collection of camping gear or tiny helicopter
Switch Pro Controller: Because who needs a simple button when you can have a fancy controller?
Bonus: Comes with a free rear ladder for easy access to your roof-mounted jacuzzi.

Price: $35k, but be prepared to offer your firstborn child and a case of energy drinks.

Serious inquiries only. No tire kickers, please. Unless you’re really good at kicking tires.

Vantech H2.1 rack
Hardkorr off road Lights
Bilstein piggyback rear shocks
Weldtech 3” spindle lift
285/70/18 BFG KO2 tires
SwitchPro SP9100 controller
New battery – July 2024
Rear air flow kit installed
DVD player and screen
Heated front seats
Leather seats throughout – rear seats in storage
Camp table with cutting board on rear door
126w solar panel on the rack
NOT 4WD

And much more.

Take it, please!
It’s time for me to be a truck bro 😂

Engine
5.6 L V8
Horsepower
375 hp
Transmission
7-speed automatic
Towing capacity
8,690 lbs
Dimensions
241″ L x 80″ W x 84″ H
Driveline
Rear-wheel drive
Curb weight
6,971 lbs
Seating capacity
12